we'll make millions...

the dilettante and i frequently write haikus about things that interest us. our masterplan has been to develop an online site for haiku -- a haiku engine, if you will -- and establish a pay as you go system where people can subscribe and get the six o'clock news read to them in haiku format by cell or email...

oh, paul martin's jowls
sponsorship scandal headache
you're as mad as hell...