debutante

i arrive home from the gym today to find the dilettante lying in bed curled under the covers in the fetal position at 4:00 in the afternoon...

the dilettante says: i'm in a fugue.

evil says: me as well. i want to kill myself

dilettante: me too. let's kill ourselves.

evil: why are we so wretched?

dilettante: because we smoke too many drugs...

evil: that's bullocks. i've been smoking drugs since i was knee high to a cunt and i've never felt so worthless... it's becuase i'm sexually undesirable... and stupid... and all the homos in o-twat are ugly.

dilettante: we smoke too many drugs...

black pussy says: yow yow yow meow yow yow...

phone rings and it's the debutante... ex to the dilettante. works as a press type and lives in some dive neighbourhood in the gat...

dilettante (on the phone): evil and i want to kill ourselves

the debutante says: pourquoi?

dilettante: becuase we're wretched... evil! why do we want to kill ourselves again?

evil: because we're wretched, the homos in o-twat are fat and stupid, we're sexually undesirable, and it's february in o-twat and the weather is starting to get to us...

dilettante repeats this into phone to debuatante, and adds: we've been smoking too much dope...

evil disrobes and enters the shower... later, a neighbour overhears screams of ecstacy from the debutantes gat flat.