sodom? is that you?
this is an actual email i received in my inbox this week from someone i will leave nameless...from: "anonymous"
date: 12 july 22:19 (pdt)
to: "evil:
subject: re: london
I need tips on anal sex, being on the receiving end. thought you'd be the one to ask. How do you keep it clean?
discuss.
posted by Sweetness and Light at 7:35 pm
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from rod, ass cloth hangs
"used to wash my face with it"
poon's acne explained
Home enema kits
are a fun and crazy way
for lovers to play
Get used to the fact
you can't be clean all the time
so just enjoy it.
Your finger can't reach
the depths of your ass passage
you hope the cock goes
Do not be tempted
to act like it's Dairy Queen
and lick the dipped cone!
don't fear the poop chute!
if ya don't wanna lick - fine
but give and receive
'roid victims think twice!
you might be scratchin' next morn
so is it worth it?
What kind of email is that...
who wrote the question?
asking evil's bottom truth?
could it be the dil?
I'm not a catcher
I pitch for the other team
Get your story straight.
no, twas not el dil
someone with much more mystique
guess again graham
leviticus, eh?
so just who the heck are you?
reveal yourself now
Evil wants to know
who is this Leviticus?
He will have to wait.
Eighteen twenty-two
is the chapter and the verse
from in the Good Book.
And then when it's done
it will swallow you anew
and turn you to poo.
You are not my god
nor will you be my saviour
but you are my friend.
What on earth?? Ha - someone sent that to you? How funny!
why the secrecy?
stop hiding behind "good" book
remove the mask jask
what is this "bible"?
in vancouver, we know not
how will we find one?
Oh give me a break
and put on your thnking cap
who'd you think I am?
I hate the "Good Book"
I use my name as a joke.
You know who I am
My height is 6 9
I live with a Bouvier
I've ralyy big hair.
; )
Oops. It's not "ralyy"
I should proof before posting
It should say "really"
Pleased to join the gang
I thank you for your welcome
I'm glad to be here.
The book, Evil
(sacriligious as we are)
you can read chez nous
Who is The Latin?
Someone I haven't heard of?
I'm out of the loop.
i am aggressive;
new skin breathes new life on a
tried but true posse
i am powerless;
urban planner needs good shrink
i need someone else
i'm also confused:
waiting, wanting or needing?
where are my bound'ries?
i've not all answers
what was the conflict jonflict?
he's under my nose
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