the rocky mountain trip
name the orifice!
i'm back boys and girls... so my rocky mountain excurison was delightful. the australians (and associated canadians) saved the day for me. foriegners can be terrible. the germans were awful and the british can't even take a poo without asking the tour guide's permission. this mysterious orifice is dedicated to them. the australians were the only ones colourful and eccentric enough to be interesting... there are photographs of me in drag in kelowna with some australians, one of whom was wearing a skeletor mask... if i get my hands on one of those shots, i'll post it on the blog... i promise...
but back in vansterdam now and am looking for mischief...
posted by Sweetness and Light at 12:59 pm
15 Comments:
oh! odd orifice
what comes out of the hole, eh?
poo, piss, blood, snot, cum?
her quivering quim
makes me wonder about who
is the real evil
i will grow beard til
i can go to the pumpjack
and hang with the boys
who is sir evil?
aussie pussy and beard boys
but anyone else?
no sex, puss and me
not possible, i declare
still a fag, i am
eat my shizznit cunt
no penetration b'tween
pussy and evil
just back from rockies
short two day trip near Cranbrook
no bleeding assholes
A belly button
Collector of lint and dirt
Not a bleeding ass
ah c super..
Put your finger in
Previously pierced, pretty
Naval now rotting
Note to Genesis: I wanted to leave a tanke but I wore out my creative energy on this haiku.
from new job i laugh
laugh at poon-genie quarrel
old schtick still funny
oh! dripping ramrods
sakes alive! where is ye dick?
pussy sits alone...
i've no computer...
where can I construct magic
when on the make jake?
new westminster life
help me, i'm dying of fugue
in senior's complex
a senior's complex?
better than this yuppie place
which houses two "call girls"
(seriously, two whores live and do business in #132)
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