off to vansterdam

photo courtesy of le big belge

well, now that the big belge has checked out, i am left with the gruesome chore of packing up my life here in blahtawa for storage with hot suzy. and so it ends faithful readers. my months of trashing ottawa life will come to an end tomorrow when i hop the big bird back to vancouver for the summer. it's not the ideal scenario for me right now, but i have managed to put a positive spin on things. i met with a professor yesteday who (rare for an ottawa academic) actually inspired me. so, on the advice of this professor (aka: my new best friend), i have decided to deep-six my last eight months of research at [b-list canadian university] and will now redirect my intellectual focus onto to vancouver and all that makes that city so fucking cool.

i will become a vancouverologist.

you read it here first boys and girls... the city will become my petri dish. i will leave no stone unturned, searching for answers as to what makes vancouver such a unique city in canada and internationally... the endless prodding and emotional blackmail of genesis, puss and poon has finally paid off. evil is back.