the pussy punt

pillows!

you begged for it, so here it is... poon will tell this tale:

From: "poon"
Date: 4 May 23:32 (EDT)
To: "evil"
Subject: puss punt punt junt

ahh evil,

well after an interesting night at the bosman's I think it is time dear friend that I relay the story of the puss punt. but first.... i actually saw the whole thing go down. it was almost a magical night, what with us walking in to a completely empty pub save for that's right, the insurance adjuster (who I've decided I want to bang) gashish accompanied by his girlfriend, and of course the dilletante, in the flesh. we had a few drinks, reminisced about the good old days when you graced the very seats we were sitting upon and i somehow got to liking the new and improved, paxil inspired dilettante. we continued on until b-cunt puked in the now locked bathroom and the only souls left were the dilletante mine and the puss. we left with the plan for the dilettante to catch a cab and puss and I to continue on, but somehow between the bar to cab, i overheard the dilettante proposition the puss. puss squealed with excitement, i beleive her next words were: "i haven't christened the new place yet" and they were off. pretty fucking jajajajaja if I have ever seen it. Well, with that little jem spoken, on to the next!

-- the pussy punt --

so one night down at our favourite vancouver watering hole, the puss and i had finished drinking and her loudness was overpowering me. i think this was one of those not so rare occurances when i was really getting a rise out of her which is a signature poon move. so she's getting a little excited, and amongst a group of people, i said, "you better watch out or I'll kick you in the box." she repilies "so kick me then". an open invitation as i saw it, so i proceeded to do just that. i punted her in the puss. and how! it was a square toe soccer kick right in the sweet poonanie! she groaned and went knock kneed from the force and the small crowd of people around us were in tears -- unable to contain themselves. so there you have it. witnessed by many. the story of the pussy punt.

love poonie xoxox