puppet master, moi?
and the puppet master is born...
after awakening from my three hour evening siesta, i discovered the following in my inbox...
good day evil,
so after much pondering, i am beginning to wonder if my encounter with the dilettante was really not by chance at all. i believe you are behind this "random rendez-vous"! your suggestion that we did it to further our own agendas is but a diversion from the real truth. you told me this morning that you regaled your former roommate with many a tale about me. were you subtly planting the seeds of our future affair? was this a ploy to bring your two worlds together? you are trying to be a puppet master, but i will not be your puppet.
i will not be your toy.
regards,
the puss
what a truly compelling analysis, no? evil as twisted mastermind uniting people in cities on the other side of the country in sexual union. but how can it be? how can someone so cheeky, so irreverent, yield such immense power? even the so-called "haiku master" almost peed his sissy yankee doodle pants at the thought of going into war with evil and his legion of followers... (mad props, yo.) he erased all our haikus and made some comment about ten year olds attacking his precious site... and i just thought it was some good clean fun. a war of words so to speak! ah, but maybe americans are more sensitive about the issue of war since they have this nasty and unattractive tendency to cause so many of them... but can i be this wicked and diabolical? can i cause people just to tear off their clothes due to my stories and hyperbolic rants? surely i was not in control when the dilettante was ramrodding the puss' dark nook? her screams of pleasure were not created by me... can i cause bloggers in other countries to panic? the middle-aged haiku master running for cover over a couple poems??? take off your skirt, you fucking ninny!
the answer? I AM THE PUPPET MASTER. MESS WITH EVIL AND I WILL EVISCERATE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING ONE OF YOU.
word.
posted by Sweetness and Light at 11:25 pm
26 Comments:
evil in control
through haiku He shall create
hard dicks and moist cunts
evil in control
lim'ricks could never challenge
His supremacy
evil in control
power unchecked, unchallenged
haiku master falls
evil in control
watching His enemies fall
drunk with power, yes
evil in control
with such weak competition
he will destroy all
pussy's cunt is moist
simple like marionette
who's cunt will drip next?
your prick shall drip cum
only when evil commands
you're next genesis
evil's blogosphere
uniting cocks and pussies
evil should get laid
Master in his mind
Really he has no control
We have the power
which head do you mean?
puss, my head never too big
always in control
As your ego grows
Your head will start to expand
Until it explodes
my head will explode?
puss, you are the architect
of this mastermind
Architect, you say
Now you are speaking nonsense
What is it you mean?
yes! architect puss
take responsiblity
for your own actions
evil in control?
ridiculous! your thatch drips
'cause you want it to
Tell me what actions
It is that you refer to
You are babbling
dil and puss union
the *actions* of those two can
not be blamed on me
Evil, it seems you have flip-flopped on your claims of this morning. May I remind you that earlier today you said this:
evil in control
through haiku He shall create
hard dicks and moist cunts
You also posted this for the world to see:
I AM THE PUPPET MASTER
And you referred to my argument as "a truly compelling analysis".
Now you claim this:
dil and puss union
the *actions* of those two can
not be blamed on me
Why the sudden change of heart?
dearest puss,
to fully understand the merits of the haiku factory, one must be able to decipher a certain degree of nuance (much more than the sissy-boy haiku master could support). this whole blog entry has been a red herring. yes, that's correct faithful readers, a ploy to illustrate the absurdity of puss' email. evil is not a puppet master responsible for your "random rendez-vous." evil is not the one who filled the dilettantes cock full of blood and spread pussies legs open. as well, evil is not responsible for repeated penetration of the dilettantes cock into pussy's pussy. evil is not responsible for the post-coital cigarette that was lit and smoked by the dilettante.
puss and dilettante
union is their own doing
evil not guilty
Evil,
I really couldn't agree with you more. I actually wrote the email to further MY own agenda. You see I figured that you wouldn't be able to resist the urge to publish it for your readers. And this only shows how little control you have. My hypothesis was merely an experiment. And a successful one at that.
Evil is foiled
The Puss has all the control
My sweet victory
evil's lame ego
dil's cock and pussy's puss
bigger challenges!
Hail puppet master
Dilettante fucked the pussy
Consenting adults
It actually wasn't me who broke this news story but I guess I'll take the blame. Ah ha! Now who's puppet master? I was the last to see them together before said incident....
Poon is no master
she was but a bystander
'twas Dil's idea
Evil Submission
He has no ammunition
Power transition
syllables galore
haiku abbreviations
and "the dil" is born
horny wokka dil
Horny wokka pussy yeah!
Horny wokka Horny wok
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