scandal!

pssst! fuck my mouth!

well well well pussies and pricks... i've kept the silence as long as i possibly can, but there is something i must tell you. the tale i am about to tell you was told me to by both parties, thus i can guarantee its authenticity. seems in a downtown vancouver watering hole one week ago tonight, two of this blog's leading personalities encountered one another -- drank and smoked themselves silly -- then went home and shagged like newlyweds.

i kid you not.

through the artful placement of upper case lettering in a post earlier this week, i alluded to it. however, at the request of both parties i have kept silent. until now... yes, folks: pussy and the dilettante had a raucous love affair. here's the proof!

From: "the puss"
Date: 26 Apr 10:52 (PDT)
To: "evil"
Subject: Re: Re: A Remarkable Turn of Events

Hey,
As long as you promise to not write haikus about my little rendez-vous, I will tell you. And it starts with running into gashish, etc.

You'll never believe it - I diddled the Dilletante! I can hardly believe it.

After much imbibing and toking the night ended with me, Poon and the Dilletante sharing a cab. When I asked him where he would like to be dropped off he said my place so I took him home and well, the rest is history. Who'd have ever guessed that such a union would occur. Your thoughts?

Puss

this is the ACTUAL email i was treated with in my inbox on tuesday. well, at first my intent was to honour my committment with the puss and keep the secret (albeit drops hints on the blog -- fuck it, nobody's perfect...). however, a conversation with genesis convinced me otherwise. his argument was if the dilettante threw pussy the steak it was because they *wanted* to provide fodder for the royal canadian haiku factory while building their legends in cyber-space...

i couldn't agree more. so let's have a haiku or three for the newlyweds, the dilettante and the puss....