smear campaign 6: british columbia premier gordon campbell
readers! smear him!
this one is too obvious... now that beautiful british columbia (home of the zaniest political culture in canada, with the exception of maybe quebec) finds itself in another election, it seems apropos that gordo gets a good smearing from the royal canadian haiku factory... i think any one who has followed canadian politics since 2001 has a few things to say on him. (anyone wanting to smear christy clark as well, may feel free to do so.)
haiku this motherfucker!
posted by Sweetness and Light at 12:01 pm
6 Comments:
drink-driving gordon
with mistress you speed away
to cum on her face...
Elections are here
Who will be the next Premier?
Say it's not Gordo
gordon eats babies!
tra la tra la tra la la
gordon eats babies!
Caught with his pants down
Drunk driving in his car yeah
Hang your head in shame
Puss wrote a letter
Received a response from Gord
Now hangs on the wall
By the way, Evil would you kindly consider a smear campaign of either one or both of the following conservative nutters?
1. Ann Coulter
2. Rachel Marsden
I look forward to your answer.
poon,
i did spend some time this evening considering smearing rachel marsden, but thought against it since it would just play into her celebrity and would draw more attention to her than her intellectual capacity currently merits. however, i particularly enjoyed a segment i saw on a documentary on cbc newsworld where she was interviewed and grilled about the fact that two of her former boyfriends have filed restraining orders against her... seems msss marsden is a bit of a stalker, as corroborated elsewhere in the blogosphere:
"Yes, in 1997 a female student accused swim coach Liam Donnelly of date rape (she said that they were in a consensual relationship that became abusive). [Simon Fraser] university didn't take any testimony from the accused man because he refused to attend the harassment hearing (upon advice of his lawyer, he said). The coach was fired. He took his case to the media, which reported his allegations that the woman had been stalking him, having repeatedly sent him erotic photos and sexually suggestive emails. The university reconsidered the matter, and reinstated the coach (and gave him $35,000 in compensation), stating that inconsistencies in the woman's statements "cast doubt on her credibility." The university acknowledged that "flaws in the procedures" led to Donnelly's dismissal. In return, Donnelly acknowledged that he shouldn't have "breached the SFU harassment policy" by failing to participate in the hearing; he also admitted that he should have ended communications from the woman "at an earlier time" (but hey, they were sexy photos and suggestive emails). The university president resigned as a result of the case.
"And who was this lying Jezebel who blackened the name of an honest swim coach? Rachel Marsden, a former Republican Babe of the Week.
"Rachel's bio at GOPUSA indicates that she writes regularly for that site, as well as for UPI (the Moonie news service), American Daily (another wingnut site), and the Starr Journal (yeah, THAT Starr); she says that her work has also been featured in the Moonie Times, Insight on the Moonie News Magazine, and AnnCoulter.com.
"However, Rachel's site and bio fail to mention the Donnelly business, or that that she was later accused of harassing the former head of SFU's harassment office. She also doesn't volunteer that in 1999 she was accused of stalking one of her professors, SFU criminology prof Neil Boyd. Yes, the guy who wrote the book that Meghan is reviewing told the police that Rachel Marsden was harassing him. I wonder if THAT had anything to do with inspiring the book, Meghan.
"In 2002 Rachel was charged with the criminal harassment of former Vancouver radio personality Michael Morgan, 52, with whom she had been intimate on a few occasions. The case is scheduled to go to trial later this year."
on second thought, we need to smear the fuck out of this woman...
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