a grocery list

to celebrate my birthday i spent the weekend in montreal, which unlike ottawa is actually a real city. weekend was spent in various stages of intoxication with my concubine and six of ottawas hottest women. dope. however, on the way home i was considering some storm clouds in the horizon:

- the dilettante is divesting his ottawa holdings which shall invariably leave me homeless at some point this summer.

- unemployed at present during my summer hiatus from b-list ottawa university. funds dwindling. job options looking bleak.

- my concubine seems intent on skipping town for good and forever on may 31.

- my beloved paper mache pig snickers, is being detained in horrific conditions at chez genesis...

it is rare that i devote this site to the personal goings on in my life (as generally, i find that they're *not interesting*) yet this current trifecta of issues has me somewhat perplexed. depending on the time of day all can be regarded either as positives or negatives. what do you people suggest I do?

(of course, i know that by posting this on the haiku factory, you'll all just tell me to move to vancouver. however, at present this is not practical. please, i beg you: be practical.)