the bet
hi fellas!!!!okay, shit just got weird again the other night (no pun intended). you see, last year i made this bet with _____. the bet was this: if _____ let a monsterous cock give himself the tour of her brown town, i had to find myself a woman and fuck her screaming. of course, i never thought it possible but, this past weekend my worst fears were confirmed. _____ took a missive cock up her ass and said it felt fantastic. shocked and alarmed, i turn to you, dear readers for advice...
should i do it?
posted by Sweetness and Light at 4:41 pm
22 Comments:
Yes, you should do it
And I'm willing to help you
Who better than me?
what doth thou offer?
your cunt, your pussy, your minge?!
what will cee-dee say?
This wot you want?
to you evil, i
will offer my services
plus i give good head
mix is in mail
tight cunt fucking music for
pounding the pussy
muff? bluff? who knows cos
I live in o-town! i'll just
cry myself to sleep...
pussy-pump tunes will help;
on return to vancity,
look out! sex rampage...
I doubt you'll do it
Much ado about nothing
Do it, if you dare
ontario saves
evil from doing the bet
you should prove us wrong
too damn bad for me,
shitty o-twat has no twat
on silver platters...
van'ver boy forgets...
i live in bureaucrat town;
it's just not cruisey
Have you considered
Just getting pegged by a girl?
No Santorum stains!
pope, do you suggest
i bend over, allow big
strap-on inside me?
where is she? the big
titty latino mama???
where is her offer?
just dumped by the deb
evil ego hurt, damaged...
yes, she dumped me first.
confusion corner!
not debbie downer silly!
instead, the debutante
blurry drunken night
evil smooches girl at work
pants 'round their ankles
you made out with deb?
sailor kissing the bunny?
jajajajaja
So you kissed a girl
Not so gay at end of day
Perhaps a bit bi?
with patron, weird shit:
s-roc wants to tag team her...
her lips were salty
start with some liquor
then a hit of ecstasy
the rest will follow
A word from the poon
Tight cunts await your return
Like white on rice, babe.
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