bunny and sailor take ottawa

introducing... bunny and sailor

it was apropos that the stereo kept replaying lady sovereign's "random", as this past weekend's kegger represent probably one of the most random evenings of my life. the party was a total hit, but things got a little fucking crazy when my co-worker from the bar (to be known here as "the wicked one") walked in a one piece zip-up bunny costume........................

the deal was made earlier in the day: evil would wear his sailor costume if the wicked one arrived in her bunny outfit she sewed herself last hallowe'en. laughs all around, but evil did not laugh when a giant white bunny walked into his house at the stroke of midnight the evening of 4 february 2006 into the middle of a keg party. so startled was evil, he dropped his full beer in the middle of the dance floor. his jaw may have hit the floor as well.

the wicked one is rather compelling as she may be one of the few people who is more evil than evil. a west coast girl, the wicked one proceeded to force evil into a sailor costume the belgian was charitable enough to leave him... bunny and sailor then danced danced danced the night away. bunny and sailor smoked joints, bunny and sailor finished a keg, and bunny and sailor polished off the remaining beer in the fridge... at 3:00am, bunny and sailor decided the room needed a pot of mushroom tea and a shortly thereafter, a pot of mushroom tea was administered to the remaining partygoers. bunny and sailor passed out in their clothes, like rock stars, around 5:00am in the morning.

it has been rumoured that bunny and sailor will be making a comeback. please stay tuned...