bosman's
having just written an essay for my program at b-list canadian university on the role of space in subculture identity formation, i reckon it'd be silly of me not to acknowledge the role this mediocre looking vancouver motor inn has played in the identity of the haiku crew...
i was first introduced to this place in 1999 when i worked at a nearby hotel... my coworkers and i used to repair to the lounge here after our shifts for a quick round of drinks. i took such a liking to its dank, moody interiors that i have successfully introduced it to pretty much my entire roster of friends. complete with bookcases, gi-normous backlit photograph of the vancouver skyline circa 1971, framed reboot posters, and a painting of monica lewinski on black velvet, the side car lounge is nothing short of a vancouver cultural institution. you never know who or what you are going to find when you walk into this place... the dilettante and the debutante recently encountered a porn shoot here. and speaking of the fucking dilettante, this is also the scene of the crime where he and the puss met before their now legendary casual encounter in april that still has the kids of main street talking...
mayhaps we will bask in the glow of monica's smile sometime soon?
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the devil returns?
not hairy devil midgit!
the evil devil...
i need bosman's beer
side car lager, trad ale
poison in my mouth
bozzy's is my youth
many drunken memories
locus of G.P.
The bathrooms are locked
Too many hos primping there
Ready for action
A drink at the Bos
A jig on the stank carpet
Memries, memories.
and those old barmaids,
celia and koko... you know
they've seen it all
who stole monica?!
they left ransom note; return
with no questions asked...
once full of old men,
next time full of skint trannys;
please, voyeurs only...
chretien v. martin
liberal automatons,
alliances formed
the half-breed sandwich
now wears a rainbow name tag!
seeks a special friend...
testicle cycle
the ex, me, friend greg watch balls
bosman's discussion
-graham (at ubc)
why must i work, fuck
Bosman's night will be epic
fuck, shitty fuck, piss
who will puke with whores?
who will have sex? who will trip?
these things i won't know.
To answer question
I might puke and even trip
Call in sick, dammit!
autistic 'tard...
Sodom: me thinks he's bottom!
so be his daddy.
poon puke, watch it spray!
all over bosman's slasher...
whore will hold hair back
euge, me will be there
beer spewing forth; if i puke
cake, oysters, chips needed
epicentre rad
the bosman's random hookups
who's next dil-pussy?
saw the ex today
looking worse than horrible
no more beer goggles
where is everyone
are we meeting one more time
before evil leaves?
next gong sounds thursday
location undetermined
so watcha gon do?
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