penny perils

the following the the partial text of an actual email that i received from genesis...

from: "genesis"
to: "evil"

date: 5 december 2005
subject: watcha watcha watcha want watcha want.

sorry i haven't called you back yet, was out at a soiree at the 465 last eve. ms. cherub was there, fish taco, big tittie latino mama, poon, and some unknowns. was fun, got drunk and then stumbled home and raped my boyfriend out of his sleep. i also wrote part of a final spanish exam this morning, and have no idea how i did but who cares...

genesis.

p.s. the hairy devil midget decided to opt out of the festivities last night. holy shit have i got a story about that little brat for you. the story is called "penny perils". hairy devil midget is at the vancouver art gallery with big tittie latino mama and a bunch of their artistically educated friends viewing an art show. if you have been there, you know well the stoic and demure atmosphere of the v.a.g... well, on his way up the floors to the show, he and his friends noticed an art instillation of a large pile of carefully placed pennies, tens of thousands of them. noting the interesting display, he commented on how they resembled a pile of leaves. the show proceeded, and ended, and after many drinks, on his way out hairy devil midget proceeds, in front of many people, artistically educated people, to spontaneously run and canonball into the pile of pennies, OBLITERATING the art instillation. holy fucking shit, eh?

seems that little hammer has been up to his tricks again... comments?