deliver me from evil

"have you seen my female magistrate?"

i've been fervidly penetrating the world of sex blogging these past few weeks. i reckon i have the debutante to thank for this. over the summer the debutante introduced me to a sex blog she knew... i found it the perfect way to kill a dull afternoon minding the phones at work over the summer. and from there i found countless others. today, i encountered the most titillating sex blog yet. it's written by this hetero couple from the u.k. who vividly describe their sexual encounters, and have even gone so far as taking photographs of cumshots... (isn't digital photography and online publishing a miracle?) i've been enthralled with it all afternoon. i gawked at the pictures they take of themselves, fascinated, jealous, aroused. while faces are obscured to ensure anonymity, there's an element of sheer voyeurism that i find infinitely compelling. shortly after this discovery, i founding myself contemplating my reflection in one of the twenty mirrors in my house...

i asked the reflection: "reflection, why are you always thinking about sex blogging?"

the reflection replied: "it's cos you have sex on the brain, young man. go and fine yourself some ass, and you'll get over it..."

the reflection has spoken.