smear campaign 11: default-theory-of-a-nickel-creed's chad kroeger
"look at this photograph, yeah..."
for being so mediocre and creating an army of mediocre impersonators, chad kroeger deserves "smear of the year"... this guy is a fucking douche! a hero cookie to whomever can write the most shocking and offensive anti-kroegs haiku...
posted by Sweetness and Light at 6:49 pm
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mullets just ain't cool...
"this is how you remind me"
of a big douchebag
at pit pub, you stank
on radio you stink worse;
testicular tang...
hair like lubed pubes!
santorum slick for a face!
odour is dank minge...
big hair and small cock
your rock is like smokin' meth
Alberta's shit stain
6-0-4 records
give it up, retire, fuck off
a lesser lee roth
you are nobody
arena full of greased hicks
ghb in drinks
the sound of slow death
loud, soft, bridge, loud, soft, repeat
jerking off kroeger
get a haircut man
stop using yer cum as gel
and shit as cologne
needs the viagra
thirteen seconds of fucking
dissapointed cunts
break out the douchebags!
chad: grip the guitar phallus
tunes are yeasty cunt
music the sound of
a million dying children;
cerebral pablum
can you say ugly?
rocker as seeping sphincter;
pass me the prep-h...
chad: like a pussing
sore on the underside of
one's shrunken fuck wand.
you don't rock the ganj
offensive to the chronic
go snort coke at shine
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