dr pussy-jekyll and mrs pussy-hyde

recently the crew and i have begun to notice that our good friend pussy has two personalities. there's her normal everyday self, and then there's mrs. pussy-hyde who emerges only after a magical combination of beer and tokes... this first became visible at a rib night that moonbeam organized for pussy and myself at her posh new westminster flat. in walked dr. pussy-jekyll and one hour later after a magnum of wine and a few tokes off the peace pipe, out stormed mrs. pussy-hyde.

so after spending almost a month with leviticus and mooninderjit, i returned to chez puss last night. she was supposed to be home from work at around 9:30pm after drinking from the free wet bar at her place of employment with some of her work mates. at 10:30 with the puss still nowhere to be found and my hunger growing, rocco the fish taco joined me in my vigil for the puss to return home for dinner. it was shortly afterward, that the puss stormed in...

here are some of the "lines of the day" recorded in the minutes after her arrival. we stopped keeping track after a while...

"you'd fucking eat my pussy if it was gay!"
- the puss (to evil)

"evil, it's so good to see you. i want to fuck you."
- the puss
"me too."
- rocco the fish taco (both providing a much needed stroke to evil's ego)

"bring me your penis"
- the puss (whilst brandishing a pair of kitchen shears going snip-snip)

"i am not a god damned monk!"
- the puss (through the floor to her neighbour asleep in the flat below)

rocco and i (of course) were rolling around on the floors by this point, howling with laughter. encouraged, the puss decided to change into her jammy-jams. after disappearing into her bedroom for a minute ot three, she burst out naked as a jay bird and gave us the ol' mona lisa smile directly from her sweet spot. well, this was enough to send rocco and i completely over the edge... we howled and howled and howled.

we ordered a pizza and the puss passed out on the couch before it arrived.

all this with a brando movie playing on tv...