lines of the day 30

had a raucous night with sociology j-spot after her thesis defence last night... the following are just a few of her drunken lines o' the day...

#1 "the politicians just fuck you up the ass, fuck you up the ass, fuck you up the ass, fuck you up the ass... and they don't even use lube."

#2 "yeah... you needed to be face-fucked by a shawarma... if you haven't had a shawarma before, then you deserved it."

#3 evil: "all the waitresses there were crack whores."

sociology j-spot: "how did you order your eggs?"

evil: "sunny side up."

sociology j-spot: "perfect."

#4 "i have an addictive personality. the only way i got off weed was by drinking twice as much. the only way i got off men was by skipping to the next one."

#5 "all you can buy in the glebe is organic pears, jewelry in the shape of organic pears, or silk scarves with organic pears on them."

#6 "my favourite line is 'you have no respect and that gets you off.' kinda reminds me of carleton university."