04 April 2006

whinge for minge

something smells fishy...
forty days and forty night have passed since _____ took leviathan up her shitstar, and the subsequent *quest for poonanny* those actions triggered can only be described as a failure more colossal than the giant ramrod itself... you win _____, you win. what do I have to do? i can't remember what was at stake... do i have to publicly fellate your ego somehow? do i have to mail you gifts of frankincense and aloe vera? do i have to relinquish control of the blog to you for a period of time????
what do you want from me?

12 Comments:

Blogger Sweetness and Light said...

the silence deafens...
either _____ plots or yawns, but
mu'cunts wanna know.

4/4/06 8:28 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good god now all know
my shitty secret exposed
just buy me dim sum

5/4/06 4:09 am  
Blogger Sweetness and Light said...

is that all you want?
just dim sum, no pain, no shock?
bring me to my knees!

5/4/06 9:53 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're a real homo
why punish for such a thing?
let's just have dim sum

5/4/06 11:19 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dim Sum is boring
We want more controversy
Evil must suffer

5/4/06 1:21 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fine, any ideas?
how should i make evil suffer?
come on factory

5/4/06 2:04 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there is dim sum food
that is fucking disgusting
make him eat ankles

7/4/06 1:55 pm  
Blogger Sweetness and Light said...

the plan was for deb,
to kill haiku factory!!!
she didn't take bait.

7/4/06 2:24 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

May I suggest this:
A naked stroll down Main Street
Wearing sailor hat

7/4/06 3:52 pm  
Blogger Sweetness and Light said...

hey! great idea puss!
let's get evil arrested...
there are laws against.

8/4/06 10:36 am  
Blogger Sweetness and Light said...

sailors cap and a
child's recorder down main street?
leaf underwear, no.

11/4/06 1:29 pm  
Blogger Sweetness and Light said...

this sounds plausible...
although will have to wait 'til
vancouver return.

11/4/06 1:30 pm  

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