lines of the day 32

after a killer show at babylon where two of ottawa's best indie acts, the acorn and the hilotrons, kept our asses shaking for several hours, a group of ten or twelve of us repaired to chez evil for some post-party antics. my bartending brother s-roc, ever the party animal, said or inspired the following:

"i like how his arms are dancing with the girl, but his arse is dancing to evil..." - k-baggle rock (about s-roc)

"but i had a crush on this girl who was a marxist, but she was in love with this girl from the organ." - s-roc

"hey, i thought this party was gonna get weird... everybody... whip our your penis." - s-roc

"biddy! biddy! get yo ass up here biddy!" - s-roc