a little more b.s.
posted by Sweetness and Light at 3:36 pm
30 March 2005
About Me
- Name: Sweetness and Light
- Location: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
I'm not interesting.
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9 Comments:
belinda's red lips!
red with the colour of sex
peter's dick is sore
chubby little cheeks
a certain glow about her
she has just been fucked!
my! her smile is bright
a penis is inside her?
don't lick her fingers...
Genesis says:
You hot, rich, slut, bitch
Shove a cock in Harpers ass
Split his mung in two
(for those of you who are unfamiliar with the term 'mung', it's an old slang, referring to the hairy, smelly stretch of skin connecting our ball sack with our asshole)
I also wanted to announce that I have sent a letter to our gay master Dan Savage asking about the long term effects of life long anal sex. No reply yet. Keep your fingers, toes, and clits crossed. If I can get published by dan savage, I can cross it off on my 'to do' list.
Genesis
On a side note, I taught a kayak rolling course in the good ol' Vancouver Aquatic Center (Evil, I know you have fond memories of this joint) Anyhow, I was in the pool on tuesday night, without knowing that just mere hours before, some guy had a heart attack and died whilst swimming. Apparently they didn't realize that he was dead for quite some time. So I have now swam in, and likely swallowed Dead Mans Water. Yet another thing I can scratch off my list of 'things to do'
Genesis
Dead man floating there
How long you've been there Sir
Have you pooped and pee'd
that last haiku strikes me as particularly hilarious...
THank-You, I enjoyed expressing my feelings through the art of poetry.
Genesis
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