blog-poll: name this cunt
this is what i found when i googled r____'s full name... what name does this inspire, oh faithful followers?
last week when i posted r____'s review of duran duran's vansterdam show, i (for lack of anything better) referred to him as boy-pussy. crushed by a million kilos of guilt, i altered it a few days later. however, as you'll notice below a few people picked up on it:
yo evil,
we all know that boy-pussy is r____. i think you must come up with a better name for him. i find it hard to believe that with a group which includes evil, poontang, pussy, madame bouvier and cunt we don't have a witty name for r____. shall we put our heads together on this one? perhaps get a little input from the others. maybe you could do a poll on your blog. i need more details about your love life. as mine is temporarily stalled i have to live vicariously through others.
l8r,
puss-o-plenty
so what do we think peoples? using the comments section on this blog (this entry in particular), let's put out foggy heads together and find a name for r___... the winning name will be announced whenever the fuck i get arond to it.
posted by Sweetness and Light at 5:33 pm
14 Comments:
hey boys and girls...
leave your entries for the "r____ needs a new name" contest here... the winner will receive all the fame and recognition possible from being associated with such a tight cunt blog...
best of luck.
Do I as the recipient have any say in the final choice?
R_____
Hello folks,
Seems there has been a wee lack of interest in our project here. Come on people - how hard could it be to rename our dear, sweet R______?
I've heard people toss around Poopy and Bruiser. Let's hear some more!
Meow!
Puss
Hello folks,
Seems there has been a wee lack of interest in our project here. Come on people - how hard could it be to rename our dear, sweet R______?
I've heard people toss around Poopy and Bruiser. Let's hear some more!
Meow!
Puss
followers,
my apologies for my absence during this exciting time... my computron 2500 was getting a good stiff refurbishing from the boys at the flatcuntjunt on bank street. seems you cannot just go on downloading military pornography forever. that said, i did received this bit of related correspondence from madame bouvier over the weekend:
"ah, to name r____. where would you begin? i tried asking my co-workers (since he did once work for me) but we came up with
nothing. snickers-stealer? r____-the-b'y-that-builds-the-boat?
spongebob? i got nothin'."
personally, bruiser and spongebob are my two favourites... (and yes r___ you do have a say.)
any other takers?
My vote is for poop or poopy
After much deliberation....
I had thought GENESIS was a good name for him, after the great performance artist Genesis P'orridge, I mean who else but R-- congures up images of a 70's dude masterbating over headless bleeding chickens. Plus it has a nice biblical sounding tone. But since I know I'll get the no dice on that one, I'll back boy-pussy or poopy.
poonie
What about Genesis Poop Pussy?
I have cornered the market on Pussy. R____ doesn't even have a pussy! That name is mine!
Meow.
cunts,
i'm voting for GENESIS...
brilliant! inspired even!
it also has a nice phil collins feel too, which is all i think about when I think of r____...
who's the cunt?
First off, there is an unwritten rule that one is not allowed to put any input whatsoever into creating one's own nickname....them the rules.
My vote gets: GENESIS.
I have to agree with Cunt. It's not like we had any choice in our psuedonyms.
I understand...
(Your all a bunch of selfish whore mongers!!) (In a good way)
When will our dear, sweet R____ be crowned with his new name?
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