02 March 2005

farewell

the dilettante departed yesterday afternoon with a flourish... at this point i'm unclear where he has gone and when he will be back. i've compiled a list of the following things left unattended by the dilettante before his grand exit...
- soiled bedding left on bed
- computer left on, with msn messenger conversation in progress
- soiled towels and swim trunks left in shitter
- pictures of his many parents/step-parents left lying about
- black pussy left unfed
- key and f.o.b. unprepared for ola's (the new tenant) arrival
- bedroom curtain still broken
- sink drain in shitter still leaking water into bucket
- caulking in kitchen and bathroom unfinished
- framed picture of former canadian prime minister louis st. laurent left hanging on wall
- framed picture of the canadian charter of rights and freedoms left hanging on the wall
- closet full of clothes still hanging on hangers (ola would mistake them for value village clothes)
ahh... but i shall miss the dilettante. the challenge will be to keep this blog interesting now that the dilettante has left and i am enjoying the renaissance of my sex life. maybe I can regale you with old yarns...

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