23 May 2006

big city nights: islands and the dymaxions at babylon


oh, why am i such a rockstar?

cover for show: $0 (on the guest list)

three beer: $15

one round of liquid cocaine: $16

one round of liquid cocaine: $16

one pitcher of steam whistle: $14.75

one round of liquid cocaine: $16

one picther of steam whistle: $14.75

one pack of cigarettes: $10.00

evil taking a slash against the wall of his house in the clothes he slept in, just when his co-workers pull into the driveway to pick his late ass up for a road trip to the rideau lakes: fucking priceless...

15 May 2006

i sometimes wonder what makes all of us such insane bastards

here i come to save the day.
...and then there's unfriendly guy. he was our resident poet at the grad bar, who bunny and i befriended unfriendly guy a few months back... (incidentally we also commanded k-baggle rock to seduce him, which yielded plenty of controversy to say the least...) so i'm sitting around reading books and talking on the phone earlier this evening when he blows in pissed as a newt with a delivery to dvd's for me to watch. the email exhange leading up to this moment was also quite rich:
from: unfriendly guy
date: 15/05/2006
to: evil
subject: i hate you

in the spirit of my disgust and contempt for the likes of you and if i am going to loan you one movie, i might as well loan you everything of interest to your sorry ass. this is an itinerary you can select from:
the animatrix
adaptation
run lola run (german, subtitles)
reefer madness
big fish
hero (chinese, subtitles) [one of the most beautiful things i have ever seen]
shane (classic western, predates brokeback motif)
the hulk
donny darko
man on the moon
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (******)
man with no name trilogy
all the indiana jones movies
the man who wasn't there
the office (full series british)
nothing i have listed is worth ignoring. however, prudence is recommended in making any decisions as you already know.
until you respond,
unfriendly guy

my reply was as follows:
from: evil
date: 15/05/2006
to: unfriendly guy
subject: cunt

dear cunt,

my top five: donnie darko, reefer madness, shane (why the fuck not?), hero (also why the fuck not?) and the office...
i'd be willing to host a viewing of one or more of these films tomorrow night at chez evil. you supply the flicks and witty commentary, i supply the drugs and alcohol...
your enemy,
cunt
needless to say, when he arrived a night early i adopted a 'if you can't beat'em" posture (as you do) and trotted him off to the beer stand to join in on the fun... we watched donnie darko, and he staggered away into the night.

12 May 2006

maybe i'll move to los angeles

star fucker
school is out and i've been dating again a bit... but i think i really need to start fucking celebrities or some shit... it's funny, but i crave a huge ego right now.

07 May 2006

line of the day 33

k-baggle rock: "did it make you feel like a superhero?"
evil: "no, that was the crack."

06 May 2006

lines of the day 32

after a killer show at babylon where two of ottawa's best indie acts, the acorn and the hilotrons, kept our asses shaking for several hours, a group of ten or twelve of us repaired to chez evil for some post-party antics. my bartending brother s-roc, ever the party animal, said or inspired the following:
"i like how his arms are dancing with the girl, but his arse is dancing to evil..." - k-baggle rock (about s-roc)
"but i had a crush on this girl who was a marxist, but she was in love with this girl from the organ." - s-roc
"hey, i thought this party was gonna get weird... everybody... whip our your penis." - s-roc
"biddy! biddy! get yo ass up here biddy!" - s-roc