the city tv silver man

this is for leviticus. at present leviticus and i are roomies in charming new westminster amongst junkies and bridal shops. this is a shot of the vancouver 2005 pride parade. he'll get the joke. moonbeam lives on the road. we miss her.

line of the day 19

"there's nothing like the feeling of hot piss streaming through the folds of my labia..."
- the puss

sodom? is that you?

this is an actual email i received in my inbox this week from someone i will leave nameless...

from: "anonymous"
date: 12 july 22:19 (pdt)
to: "evil:
subject: re: london

I need tips on anal sex, being on the receiving end. thought you'd be the one to ask. How do you keep it clean?

discuss.

line of the day 18

"you're turning into a bull dyke."
- genesis (to pussy)

line of the day 17

"there's nothing like fucking someone who has hair that falls in your face and feels like spiders..."
- moonbeam bouvier

line of the day 16

"would you like to touch my love triangle?"
- moonbeam bouvier

lake oyama, b.c.

the dilettante told me today that he put an advert on craigslist.org in search of a muse... someone to amuse him during this terrible time of writer's block he is having. i've realized that perhaps during our residency together in ott-twat last winter, that i must have been his muse then... hmmm...

dilettante: if you need something to cure your writer's block, i would look at this picture...

what do you suppose it means?